Cast[]
- Rocco Botte as himself
- Derrick Acosta as himself
- Shawn Chatfield as himself
- Eric Baudour as the Oscars Announcer(Only his voice)
Transcript[]
(While Rocco is playing with his iphone and Shawn is reading a piece of paper. Derrick is going to see X-Men Origins Wolverine)
Mega64 Wolverive, The Game or The Movie?
Rocco: ...
Shawn: ...
Derrick: Hey guys, I'm leaving checking out right now.
Shawn: Where are you going?
Derrick: I'm gonna go see the "Wolverine Movie".
Rocco: Oh dude, don't do that the movie sucks.
Shawn: The movie gay cause every teen is getting us better.
Derrick: I heard it suck, but I always kind of thought because I looked like Wolverine, short...I got like the hair shawwashaw, I'm gonna check it out.
On Screen Text: Thirty Hours Later.
(Rocco and Shawn sleeping together in one bed. Derrick enters.)
Derrick: (Acting like Wolverine from the movie) X-MEN WOLVERINE ROOOOOOOCKED!!!
Shawn: What are you doing?!
Rocco: What did you do? What's going on?
Derrick: I just got back from the movie.
Rocco: What, why did you left over a day ago?!
Derrick: It's like thirty hours long...so good.
Rocco: What I saw was an hour and a half and it sucks! What you said.
Shawn: We're not so good.
Derrick: I don't understand why you guys are complaing about the movie not being cause the movie I saw was the best god f***ing movie I've ever seen in my life. Three minutes into the movie and they fight a freakin LAVA MONSTER!!! That thing comes out oooaaaahhhh!!! Except for like the three hours, just kept getting shot by those gun turrets couldn't jump around them. I don't know it's kinda wierd.
Rocco: Sounds like your describing the video game.
Shawn: It's a video game man.
Derrick: ...No, I don't think so.
(Cut to cinema exterior.)
Sign: X MEN ORIGINS WOLVERINE UNCAGED EDITION FOR PS3 (GRAPHICS ARE BETTER)
Shawn: Huh, guess there playing the video game instead the movie, why would they do that?
Rocco: I don't know, maybe they realized that the video game was ten thousand times better than the piece of s**t movie they released in theaters this may.
Shawn: Yeah, but someone saids to good I don't think so.
Rocco: Uhhh, I don't know it's hermels fun whatever, It's not like it's gonna win an oscar.
(They've returned home from the cinemas and are watching the Oscars.)
Eric Baudour(Oscar Announcer): And the oscar statue for the best movie of the year goes to. X-Men Origins Wolverine Uncaged Edtion for the PS3!
(Rocco and Shawn are now speechless that the game won the oscar instead of the movie)
Rocco: ...
Shawn: ...
Derrick: I knew it would win....schiiink!