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On Screen Text: LOADING...thumb|400px|right

Random Voice: Now loading Final Fantasy 12.

(Ooh, Final Fantasy 12.)

Vaan: I'm Captain Basch! I'm Captain Basch! Don't listen to Ondore's lies! I'm Captain Basch Fon Rosenburg of Dalmasca.

Captain Basch: Not exactly earning high marks for originality, are we?

Shawn(Vaan): I'm Captain Basch!

(Oh no, don't say your going to says something like Vaan from the game. Instead of saying Basch(Bosh), you said like Bash.)

On Screen Text: NOTORIETY.

(Let's see if everyone gets his attention.)

Shawn(Vaan): I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca.

On Screen Text: 5%.

Shawn(Vaan): I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca!

(Get out of the way Shawn!)

On Screen Text: 14%.

Shawn(Vaan): I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca.

On Screen Text: Aren't you, though.

Random Old Man: Aren't you, though.

On Screen Text: 27%.

Shawn(Vaan): I'm Captain Basch.

On Screen Text: No argument here, man!

Random Old Man: No argument here, man!

On Screen Text: 34%.

(Hey! Don't raise up the notoriety, the old man didn't like Shawn's attention.)

Shawn(Vaan): I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca.

On Screen Text: Good for you.

Random Lady #1: Good for you.

(Hehe, the notoriety lowers to 9%.)

On Screen Text: 9%.

Shawn(Vaan): I'm Captain Basch from Dalmas.

(Hey! Don't do that!)

Random Lady #1: Captain Basch.

Shawn(Vaan): From Dalmasca, that's all I know about'em. I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca!

On Screen Text: 27%.

(Now the notoriety raises up.)

Shawn(Vaan): Hello.

Random Lady #3: Hello.

Shawn(Vaan): I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca.

Random Lady #3: Alright, yeah.

On Screen Text: 34%.

Shawn(Vaan): Captain Basch from Dalmasca.

Random Guy #1: You rock.

Shawn(Vaan): Captain Basch.

(Finally, a handshake.)

On Screen Text: 41%.

Random Guy #2: Great, how's it going?

Shawn(Vaan): Good, I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca.

Random Guy #2: I'm Barry from Pennsylvania.

(Cool! This guy got your attention.)

Shawn(Vaan): Nice to meet you.

On Screen Text: 50%.

Random Guy #2: Nice to meet you, man.

Shawn(Vaan): Don't believe Ondore's lies.

Random Guy #2: You look great.

Shawn(Vaan): Thank you, so, do you.

(Is this guy playing Final Fantasy?)

Shawn(Vaan): Pssst. I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca. Pssst!

Old Man Cowboy: Hello, this is about Star Wars uh... 30th Anniversary?

(Haha, Star Wars! The notoriety is now 5%)

Shawn(Vaan): No, it's just like, Captain Basch from Dalmasca and I'm just teling you, do not belive Ondore's lies. Don't believe Ondore's lies!

(Yeesh, would stop doing that in the parking lot.)

Shawn(Vaan): Don't believe Ondore's lies. I am the Captain Basch Fon Rosenburg.

(Okay? Everyone thinks that your crazy.)

Shawn(Vaan): ... From Dalmasca.

Random Guy #3: F**k.

(You shouldn't do that.)

Shawn(Vaan): I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca.

Random Lady #4: Hello, nice outfit.

Shawn(Vaan): Captain Basch... They want it.

(Wow, almost there!)

On Screen Text: 95%..

Shawn(Vaan): I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca. I'm Captain Basch.

(Finally, he got it right.)

On Screen Text: Let me show you who I am.

Random Guy #4: Let me show you who I am.

(Uh oh.)

On Screen Text: Come over here.

Random Guy #4: Come over here.

Shawn(Vaan): Yes, sir.

(This is going to be bad.)

On Screen Text: Let me show you who I am.

Random Guy #4: Let me show you who I am.

On Screen Text: Look up that way.

Random Guy #4: Look up that way.

Shawn(Vaan): No, are you?

(Oh great, the notoriety is now 41%.)

On Screen Text: 41%.

Shawn(Vaan): Uh, don't believe Ondore's lies.

On Screen Text: You come near my children again and I will hurt you.

Random Guy #4: You come near my children and I will hurt you.

(Nuts! Is now 0%! That guy should be in jail! And he shouldn't do that in front of his kids. Is his kids adopted?!)

Shawn(Vaan): I'M CAPTAIN BASCH FROM DALMASCA!!!

(...)

On Screen Text: -1.

(Nice talking everyone.)

Shawn(Vaan): ... I don't know.

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