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(Shawn was going home and Rocco got the game called "Little Big Planet" and shows it to Shawn inside)thumb|400px|right

Rocco: I F***ING GOT IT!!!...I GOT IT!!!

(Inside a room Shawn is asking about "Little Big Planet" and Rocco is explaining everything)

Shawn: So why am I impressed do you have this game?

Rocco: Dude, "Little Big Planet". This game is not supposed to be out yet they got recalled.

Shawn: Really? Why?

Rocco: Cause it's like "The Most Offensive Game Ever Released" Dude, muslims got pissed off ok. They got pissed over s**t.

Shawn: S**t.

Rocco: You know it's probably like...balls crazy.

Shawn: Rad alright put it in.

Rocco: No, you put it in

Shawn: No, you.

Rocco: Just f***ing put it in.

(Shawn is putting "Little Big Planet" in the PS3)

(While their playing Shawn is a bit bored of playing and Rocco is asleep from playing "Little Big Planet)

Rocco: Oh, you beat the level.

(Shawn beat the level and a picture of Osama Bin Laden appeared from the end)

Rocco: What's that?

Shawn: Is that the offensive part? what the f**k was that?

Rocco: I don't know I think...I think it was more like...I think it was a glitch...Let's just...Let's just play a little bit let's go.

(While Shawn and Rocco are playing a little the picture of Osama Bin Laden appeared again with the Abu Gharaib Torture Picture, along with what sounds like Rocco saying BOOOOOOOOO!)

Rocco: Whoa ho ok we're gonna skip to the next to the (gibbirish).

Shawn: Whoa ok ok.

Rocco: There's a level editor in the game, we'll make one of our own levels ok, we'll make something positive, wash our hands clean f**k.

Shawn: Oh.

(While they are making their own levels a muslim terrorist appears in the game)

Rocco: How do we get that off the screen? What the f*k is that?

Muslim Terrorist: STOP PLAYING THE GAAAME!!!

Rocco: Is this serious?

Muslim Terrorist: STOP PLAYING THE F***ING GAME!!! I'M GONNA CUT AMERICAN FLESH AND I'M GONNA CUT A HEAD OFF!!! IF YOU DON"T PUT DOES F***ING CONTROLLERS DOWN!

(The terrorist forces them to put down the controllers. Then Rocco press the X button and the terrorist cut the hostage in pieces and both Rocco and Shawn ran away from looking)

Rocco: Oh, Oh whoa, whoa!

Shawn: OH GOD! OH S**T!

On Screen Text: One Week Later.

Rocco: Oh, hey man...listen we..made a mistake.

Shawn: Yeah, I know I was slept since...long time.

(Dramatic Music)

Rocco: Uhhh, yyeeah well listen I traded in that copy a little bit play that um, cause nightmares just stop...uh I bought again, apperently it's all cleaned up. Let's give it a try...I'll put it.

(While Rocco is putting the game again a terrorit appeared again)

Muslim Terrorist: Hi, how you doin out there? good that's great to here, well I'm doin well too and I brought some bagels. I mean everybody loves Bagels. Would you like bite?

Rocco: .......YEAH HELL YEAH!!!

Shawn: .......YES YES!!!

(Music Starts)

On Screen Text: BAGELS

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