How do you do? I'm here to see you! To sing you a song, it's not very long it's about me, and soon you will see That I am the Greatness you cannot hate this
My name's Horatio, mine is the face you know You've probably seen me watching your TV Girls try to earn a shot of my sperm 'Cause they're thinking maybe, they'll have my baby
I think it's great to be complicated Ruin the days of all of my lame friends I like to think my poop does not stink and when I go tinkle, I sing this jingle
My name's Horatio, mine is the face you know If you've got a daughter, I've probably got her Girls try to earn a shot of my sperm Cause they're thinking maybe, they'll carry my baby
Fed-Ex and Kinko's, Costco and BevMo sprint is my phone I use it at home
I sit on my Sumo, browse web with Juno WaMu and Fed-Ex, Kinko's and Tampax.