Paperboy is a Mega64 skit based on scenes within the classic game of the same name. The skit involves Rocco, Shawn and series of other guests and friends dressed in attire from the game such as Mummies and kids with RC vehicles. They block the road for what seems like an eternity for a man who is headed down the hill. (The actual time is six minutes, from 5:13AM to 5:19AM). The skit is shot entirely in the wee hours of the morning, using a night vision lens output.
- Paperboy is one of two skits that involve night vision filming. The other skit is Version 1's Metal Gear Solid.
- Eric Baudour, Ian Luckey, Chaz Baltezore and numerous other friends of the cast make cameos as the people walking around.
- Released prior to Version 2, both Rocco Botte and Derrick Acosta believe that Paperboy is their most popular skit.
- Paperboy is the second skit to date to have more than 3 or four characters in it, the other being Super Dodgeball from Version 1.