Cast[]
- Derrick Acosta as Parappa the Rapper
Transcript[]
On Screen Text: A moment........thumb|400px|right
(Derrick is buying a drink and asks the cashier if it has a validate parking.)
Derrick(Parrapa): I just wanna to get this. Do you validate parking here? Okay.
(It's time to rap!)
On Screen Text: COOL
- U rapping' GOOD !
- BAD
- AWFUL
On Screen Text: Validates parking for my car.
Derrick(Parappa): Validates parking for my car.
On Screen Text: So I can drive real far.
Derrick(Parappa): So I can drive real far.
(Yeah!)
On Screen Text: On the phone. On the phone.
Derrick(Parappa): On the phone. On the phone.
On Screen Text: So that nobody thinks you're alone.
Derrick(Parappa): So that nobody thinks you're alone.
(Cool!)
On Screen Text: You're not alone.
Derrick(Parappa): You're no alone.
On Screen Text: You got me.
Derrick(Parappa): You got me.
On Screen Text: You've got the air.
Derrick(Parappa): You've got the air.
On Screen Text: You got the trees.
Derrick(Parappa): You got the trees.
(Great!)
On Screen Text: He likes to do all these sketches.
Derrick(Parappa): He likes to do all these sketches.
On Screen Text: I wonder how much all these fetches.
Derrick(Parappa): I wonder how much all these fetches.
(All right!)
On Screen Text: You look like you've had a beer.
Derrick(Parappa): You look like you've had a beer.
On Screen Text: You look like your brains not here.
Derrick(Parappa): You look like your brains not here.
(Great!)
On Screen Text: I like your shirt. I like your shirt.
Derrick(Parappa): I like your shirt. I like your shirt.
On Screen Text: Looks like your wallet might have been hurt.
Derrick(Parappa): Looks like your wallet might have been hurt.
(Awesome!)
On Screen Text: Hope I don't have this black on my eye when.
Derrick(Parappa): Hope I don't have this black on my eye when.
On Screen Text: When you die. I get to die.
Derrick(Parappa): When you die.
Random Lady: I get to die.
(Man, that's a fail.)
On Screen Text: (BAD flashing)Eating sandwiches yum yum yum.
Derrick(Parappa): Eating sandwiches yum yum yum.
On Screen Text: Turkey, ham, it's fun fun fun.
Derrick(Parappa): Turkey, ham, it's fun fun fun.
(Ahh, that's better)
On Screen Text: Under your arm you've got a purse.
Derrick(Parappa): Under your arm you've got a purse.
On Screen Text: It's a nice day to not be in a hearse.
Derrick(Parappa): It's a nice day to not be in a hearse.
(Good one!)
On Screen Text: Got a soda, Pepsi cup.
Derrick(Parappa): Got a soda, Pepsi cup.
On Screen Text: This guy doesn't give a f**k.
Derrick(Parappa): This guy doesn't give a f**k
(Hey! Don't use that kind of language!)
On Screen Text: MY NAME IS BENNY AND I LIKE TO PARTY WHEN I GO TO CLASS LATE THEY CALL ME TARDY.
Random Guy #1: My name is Benny and I like to party when I go to class late they call me tardy.
(That's bad rapping.)
On Screen Text: Cigarettes are bad for your health.
Derrick(Parappa): Cigarettes are bad for your health.
On Screen Text: When you smoke them you gotta be stealth.
Derrick(Parappa): When you smoke them you gotta be stealth.
On Screen Text: What about water?
Random Guy #2: What about water?
(What about water?)
On Screen Text: You realize that everyone who ever drank water died?
Random Guy #2: You realize that everyone who ever drank water died?
(Who cares, let's rap.)
On Screen Text: Everyone who ever drank water died?
Derrick(Parappa): Everyone who ever drank water died?
On Screen Text: I think this guy might be high.
Derrick(Parappa): I think this guy might be high.
(That's good!)
On Screen Text: Talkin' on the phone. Talkin' on the phone.
Derrick(Parappa): Talkin' on the phone. Talkin' on the phone.
(Derrick stop it.)
On Screen Text: Who I talk to, nobody knows.
Derrick(Parappa): Who I talk to, nobody knows.
(Stop it, he's getting pissed right now.)
On Screen Text: Like your pants. Like your pants.
Derrick(Parappa): Like your pants. Like your pants.
On Screen Text: They are walkin'.
Derrick(Parappa): They are walkin'.
On Screen Text: They are rad.
Derrick(Parappa): They are rad.
On Screen Text: Rad is the word.
Derrick(Parappa): Rad is the word.
On Screen Text: That I'm saying' is the word.
Random Guy #3: Go away.
(Booing sound.)
(You're a bad rapper.)
Derrick(Parappa): How's it going. All around, go around town.
On Screen Text: Touch my shirt. Touch my shirt.
Derrick(Parappa): Touch my shirt. Touch my shirt.
On Screen Text: I'm real glad it didn't hurt.
Derrick(Parappa): I'm real glad it didn't hurt.
(Great!)
(Cheering sound.)
Derrick(Parappa): Thank you. Thank you.
On Screen Text: Try Again!!
- X Yes O No
(No thanks, let's play something.)