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On Screen Text: A moment........thumb|400px|right

(Derrick is buying a drink and asks the cashier if it has a validate parking.)

Derrick(Parrapa): I just wanna to get this. Do you validate parking here? Okay.

(It's time to rap!)

On Screen Text: COOL

U rapping' GOOD !
BAD
AWFUL

On Screen Text: Validates parking for my car.

Derrick(Parappa): Validates parking for my car.

On Screen Text: So I can drive real far.

Derrick(Parappa): So I can drive real far.

(Yeah!)

On Screen Text: On the phone. On the phone.

Derrick(Parappa): On the phone. On the phone.

On Screen Text: So that nobody thinks you're alone.

Derrick(Parappa): So that nobody thinks you're alone.

(Cool!)

On Screen Text: You're not alone.

Derrick(Parappa): You're no alone.

On Screen Text: You got me.

Derrick(Parappa): You got me.

On Screen Text: You've got the air.

Derrick(Parappa): You've got the air.

On Screen Text: You got the trees.

Derrick(Parappa): You got the trees.

(Great!)

On Screen Text: He likes to do all these sketches.

Derrick(Parappa): He likes to do all these sketches.

On Screen Text: I wonder how much all these fetches.

Derrick(Parappa): I wonder how much all these fetches.

(All right!)

On Screen Text: You look like you've had a beer.

Derrick(Parappa): You look like you've had a beer.

On Screen Text: You look like your brains not here.

Derrick(Parappa): You look like your brains not here.

(Great!)

On Screen Text: I like your shirt. I like your shirt.

Derrick(Parappa): I like your shirt. I like your shirt.

On Screen Text: Looks like your wallet might have been hurt.

Derrick(Parappa): Looks like your wallet might have been hurt.

(Awesome!)

On Screen Text: Hope I don't have this black on my eye when.

Derrick(Parappa): Hope I don't have this black on my eye when.

On Screen Text: When you die. I get to die.

Derrick(Parappa): When you die.

Random Lady: I get to die.

(Man, that's a fail.)

On Screen Text: (BAD flashing)Eating sandwiches yum yum yum.

Derrick(Parappa): Eating sandwiches yum yum yum.

On Screen Text: Turkey, ham, it's fun fun fun.

Derrick(Parappa): Turkey, ham, it's fun fun fun.

(Ahh, that's better)

On Screen Text: Under your arm you've got a purse.

Derrick(Parappa): Under your arm you've got a purse.

On Screen Text: It's a nice day to not be in a hearse.

Derrick(Parappa): It's a nice day to not be in a hearse.

(Good one!)

On Screen Text: Got a soda, Pepsi cup.

Derrick(Parappa): Got a soda, Pepsi cup.

On Screen Text: This guy doesn't give a f**k.

Derrick(Parappa): This guy doesn't give a f**k

(Hey! Don't use that kind of language!)

On Screen Text: MY NAME IS BENNY AND I LIKE TO PARTY WHEN I GO TO CLASS LATE THEY CALL ME TARDY.

Random Guy #1: My name is Benny and I like to party when I go to class late they call me tardy.

(That's bad rapping.)

On Screen Text: Cigarettes are bad for your health.

Derrick(Parappa): Cigarettes are bad for your health.

On Screen Text: When you smoke them you gotta be stealth.

Derrick(Parappa): When you smoke them you gotta be stealth.

On Screen Text: What about water?

Random Guy #2: What about water?

(What about water?)

On Screen Text: You realize that everyone who ever drank water died?

Random Guy #2: You realize that everyone who ever drank water died?

(Who cares, let's rap.)

On Screen Text: Everyone who ever drank water died?

Derrick(Parappa): Everyone who ever drank water died?

On Screen Text: I think this guy might be high.

Derrick(Parappa): I think this guy might be high.

(That's good!)

On Screen Text: Talkin' on the phone. Talkin' on the phone.

Derrick(Parappa): Talkin' on the phone. Talkin' on the phone.

(Derrick stop it.)

On Screen Text: Who I talk to, nobody knows.

Derrick(Parappa): Who I talk to, nobody knows.

(Stop it, he's getting pissed right now.)

On Screen Text: Like your pants. Like your pants.

Derrick(Parappa): Like your pants. Like your pants.

On Screen Text: They are walkin'.

Derrick(Parappa): They are walkin'.

On Screen Text: They are rad.

Derrick(Parappa): They are rad.

On Screen Text: Rad is the word.

Derrick(Parappa): Rad is the word.

On Screen Text: That I'm saying' is the word.

Random Guy #3: Go away.

(Booing sound.)

(You're a bad rapper.)

Derrick(Parappa): How's it going. All around, go around town.

On Screen Text: Touch my shirt. Touch my shirt.

Derrick(Parappa): Touch my shirt. Touch my shirt.

On Screen Text: I'm real glad it didn't hurt.

Derrick(Parappa): I'm real glad it didn't hurt.

(Great!)

(Cheering sound.)

Derrick(Parappa): Thank you. Thank you.

On Screen Text: Try Again!!

X Yes O No

(No thanks, let's play something.)

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