- Rocco Botte as himself
(While Rocco was playing "Street Fighter IV" the phone rang and he didn't pick it up so Derrick pick up to the phone and it was Rocco's boss)
Derrick: Hey, your boss just called ummm...you haven't been to work in three days.
Rocco: Yeah, I know but it did.
Derrick: Well, if you don't go to work how do you get any money?
Rocco: What f**k I need money for I got "Street Fighter IV "already....sooo good.
Derrick: Well, How you're gonna pay your rent?
Rocco: Yeah, I already got a plan for it okay...GameStop is having a "Street Fighter IV Tournament".
Derrick: Are you planning of winning a bunch of...money or something?
Rocco: Hoo, What did I just say it a tournament, how do you think Tiger Woods makes money goes to tour golf tournaments, he's the richest taco lover in the world makes more other combo.
Derrick: Whats a chocolate lover?
Rocco: It's a huefamism, taking f***ing english class.
Derrick: What if you don't win? what happens if you don't win the tournament?
Rocco: ....f***ing way.
(Rocco is going to the GameStop where the "Street Fighter IV Tournament" was held so he won the tournament but no money all he got was a sweatband)
Shawn: And that's because I was born without a penis...so then we took the car back.
Derrick: How was the tourney?
Rocco: ....First freaking place.
Derrick: So, you won the money and now you can pay your rent?
Rocco: I won this and it is a sweatband to keep your sweat out of your eyes while you're doing karate fights.
Derrick: So, how you're gonna pay the rent?
Rocco: Well, I have the fighter's spirit and I gonna fight my way out of this situation.....Fight.
(Rocco checking how much did the sweatband cost in Ebay)
Rocco: F**K IS SHOLUD BE 99 CENTS!
Derrick: What are you gonna do now?
Rocco: Well, now I'm f***ed.
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